If you ever . . .

If you ever want to rail and shout
Then do it. Let your feelings out.
It is good, sometimes, to rant and curse
At this unfair universe.

When life, as it will, gets you down
There is no need to wear a frown,
For I will lend a friendly ear
To vexation, frustration or despair.

If you ever, by accident, happen to chance
On Question Time – don’t look askance –
Perhaps your remote control is stuck, worse luck
Then I will give a Dimblefuck.

Or if the environment gets you vexed
Big questions get you all perplexed,
Climate change, fracking, war, human rights
I’ll be there for you, in a string of bytes.

For friends are there to give a care
When the world is unjust and unfair.
A shoulder to cry on, a warming mug
Of comforting tea and a friendly hug.